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Boris Johnson Defence

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010

I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence

by WelshNutter July 29, 2022


Johnson City Handshake

Huggin' sak 2 sak

I went to a party and some ode qwar gave me a Johnson City Handshake.

by Ernie James March 3, 2020


pulling a Ms Johnson

When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.

Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson

by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 26, 2020


Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023


Tyonna Rena Johnson

Tyonna Rena Johnson is one of the realist bitches out there she knows how to fight and she thicccc asf you would be sorry if u mess with her

Tyonna Rena Johnson

by Unicorn12409674091368yaaaaaaaa November 4, 2019


Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson

A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people

I Think we should Get That Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson Shirt

by Dogerman November 22, 2020


Ben Paul Johnson

An absolute psycho

Have you met this guy? He’s a Ben Paul Johnson for sure

by fookyachuckenstoops November 3, 2018