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Alaskan Neckbrace is when you put some ice in your partners mouth then getting a blowjob while you choke them
Dude me and my girlfriend got weird last night, we did an Alaskan Neckbrace.
Mostly a fraternity hazing ritual. Pledge sits naked in a bucket of ice and smokes a pack of cigarettes
Chad: So what do you think we should make the pledges do next?
Zack: An Alaskan Throne bruh. They'll be freezing their asses off. Hahaha
Chad: Aight bro. I'll go get the cigs.
*Both shotgun and beer and then crush the can on their heads*
When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.
I went to the cookout with a plan to perform a Alaskan roadkillfiretrucking
When Tony Todd cums in a girls mouth and yells "bud i got aids" and the cum goes back out her nose making her an Alaskan Bud Dragon.
Tony gave her an Alaskan Bud Dragon
Having anal sex with a grandma named Luke in a long jon silver freezer
I just gave your grandma and alaskan fire breathing dragon
The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.
“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”
We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus
My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday