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Evan is usually a weird human with very low standards most people hate and shouldn’t date it always ends bad and usually is their fault this is coming from a human who’s dated an Evan and their worthless and downright disrespectful
Evan is a dick
Evans is one amazing person and you are very lucky if you meet an Evans in your life.
He's very caring and shows the people he loves care and affection. He's always ready to help if he can and will never leave your side no matter what.
He's just an angel.
Oh he took care of his girlfriend the whole time she was sick?
He's such an Evans
Evan is such an amazing guy. He will do anything for a girl and is such a gentleman. Usually having longer hair he is so cute. Evan’s are one of the type of people you want to keep around you.
Evan Elliott if you are reading this right now I love you
Evan is a gentleman
An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
Warm and soft like mashed potatoe
Evan is warm and soft like mashed potatoe