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An unlucky Asian who, because of his/her awkwardness and social defects, has to lower their standards to absolute zero. Everything they touch or have interest for does not reciprocate emotion in the fashion they hope for.
Ben: So how did it go with Rebecca last night?
Ryan: It didn't. Her "surprise" was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. I think I'm just gonna txt Elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.
Ben: DAMN!!! You're a desperate Asian!!!
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When an asian girl has her period on your pubes, then she licks it off.
Keiths mom gave me some asian dressing, it was great
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When a Dirty Little Asian starts believing in god and tries hard not to have impure thoughts about women.
Eugene doesn't talk about Julia the way he use to. He turned Jehovah's Asian.
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The Asian Caboose: When some asshole with a camera accidentally runs into the person in front of them, due to either,
(a) the disorientation caused by taking 50 pictures of nothing; or
(b) Being Asian.
kris: oooh! look at the bird *pauses to take pictures*
phil: bird? wha? *whack!*
kris: ouch!
= Asian caboose
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-A word to describe the peoples of Asia 's uncanny negotiating skills that are acquired from birth. (These skills are mostly used to solve algebraic equations). Unfortunately these skills cannot be used in any other instance that doesn't involve mathematics. Asian negotiators were let go for they could not seem to discern which direction they should be facing on account of their terrible eyesight.
-In one case, Chinese negotiator, Dong Soo Kim, who was very skilled in Asian Persuasion, had a record breaking 542 failed negotiations. Due mostly because he could not effectively fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
-Asian Persuasion can be used against one's self as with the case that one convinced themselves that turning into oncoming traffic is a good idea and will benefit both insurance policy holders and the progress of modern arithmetic and rice production.
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The skills a person has that are most defiantly asian or of the asian type
person 1: "holy shit he just did a back flip!"
person 2: "he has asian skills
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A person of asian descent who tends to have abnormally large eyes with an excellent smile. you better watch out for these bad asians....theyre bad...
person 1: dude, you'll never guess what I saw the other day!!!
person 2: what??!
person 1: a BAD ASIAN
Person 2: No way!, No Wayyy!!!
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