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National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
ask ANYONE for nudes on this day, and you shall receive. on GOD
guy: can i get nudes?
girl: ew no
guy: but it's National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
girl: ohhhhhhhhhh *sends nudes* i forgot it was the 5 february
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When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy people have been known to give it 35!
Jimmy: Come on Dave, let's go to our Biology lesson.
Dave: Nah, give it 5!
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a hot girl must have at least five guys alway's around her giving her attention
Dude you don't wan her she is a 5 guy kind of girl.
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a person that is very filthy, stupid and only uses 5 litres of water a day
That kid is a massive 5 litre.
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Slang for Police. This term originated in the Bronx circa 1980 where the local police station was/is the 50th precinct.
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when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing and someone yells 5'0 that means they're giving you a warning because you're going to get caught
say you're looking through the teachers drawer and your friend is on the look out and see's your teacher coming, he/she will yell 5'O so you can be warned and pretend like you're innocent
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