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A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.
“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”
“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
For my birthday Jeff I want you birthday bus
Get a free ass picture for your birthday
1: It's my Birthday
2: For real? Here's a Birthday Ass Pic
An extended and over the top birthday celebration common among the upper echelon east coast white girl.
Becky: Are you going to Lisa’s birthday party?
Nicole: I heard she’s flying all her friends to Iceland
Becky: that girl knows how to have an East coast birthday
A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.
Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.
“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”
The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.