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"when someone blows your pipes"
on April 24th John and Jane were in the shower the water starting to get whiter saltier and John was gone! he was on the roof near pipes with pants off putting his semen into the shower so horny Jane can fall on the floor of the shower 3 years past the house is sold to a gay couple Timmy and Jamie they also went to the bath in the bubble bath Jamie saw Timmys cock reflecting.Jamie put his face near and the cock came out and sprayed with cum what fun fun!.Next day the house was sold the bathtub had penis eating gay rats then 2 siblings fucked in the bathtub the parents joined in the grandpa licked his lips as he saw his naked gaychildren masturbating in the masturbation challenge at 3am grandpa Henry railed the whole family and raped the 2 females and molested the 1 male the end.The fucking family was buried in the cummed bathtub with zachacrys penis cut off THE END.

"wanna have blowjob?"
"yes daddy"

by ragnarökgays January 13, 2023


Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.

That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.

by Taste the ROE July 30, 2022


sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.

I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob

by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016


Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023


T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjob

a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins

damn she gave me the best t-rex helicopter spinning blowjob after her kindergarten graduation

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

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National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Can I have head its National blowjob day.

by Polo.boi June 26, 2020


National Blowjob day

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out

Evan: Oi give me a blowjob

Evans missus:why

Evan: it’s national blowjob day

by Aizakku October 1, 2019