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eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up
Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!
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Breakfast Frenzy is a period of time when you have to cook a full course traditional ethnic meal for your often famished family and the kitchen is in frenzy mode. The breakfast frenzy flag is risen when you wish to notify dearly loved others that you will be back soon after the crazy period is over and the hungry kinsmen have been fed.
Kippernickum: "Oh gish, the breakfast to prepare, i hope to someday cook my sweetheart bear a lovely meal too. Breakfast Frenzy Flag... will return sooooooon:)" <3 <3
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The action of cracking one raw egg into a womans cooter and then engaging in sexual intercourse.
I gave that cheerleader a propper belgum breakfast.
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When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.
I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!
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When you pour syrup on her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.
Brittany makes the best Polk County breakfast I've ever had!
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A gathering of gloryholes found in a gay getaway cottage. Four men will fill the wholes whilst one man will drop to his knees and begin eating. A shingle inn breakfast is only complete when the man has chewed all four sausages and swallowed all four egg whites.
Chris "Dude Jay's just devoured a shingle inn breakfast in 5 minutes"
Geoff " Yeah man he's a regular at the cottage, we gotta stock up on men when that kids in town, he can go through 12 egg whites a sitting if hes on form"
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Getting served a fat bowl full of humble pie.
Paul got lippy with us, so Johnny served him up a dirty Mexican breakfast.
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