Bum Wife

A Wife who doesn't work, cook, clean, suck or perform anything of real importance for herself or her Husband.

"My Wife does nothing all day while I work, and then yells at me for no reason. I cook her dinner and I jerk off to her mom; I think what I have is a Bum Wife." ~ Stupid Man

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Photo-bummed

The act of mooning while a person's picture is being taken.

Franco photo-bummed Bibs while her pic was taken! "Oiy, pasty white boy photo-bummed!"

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bum jummping

the act of anally raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the bum and inserting an unwated object in the butthole area.

dude, i went up to the homeless person outside of kmart and totally and "bum jummping" we went.

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Puffin Bum

"puffin bum" \ PUFF-in-bum\, noun:
1. The largest species of all known and recorded bums.
2. Big; Ginormous; Humongous.
3. popozuda.

Examples:
"Of my goodness! Did u just see that Puffin Bum?!"
"I know! Its the biggest butt i have EVER seen!".

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bum trundler

An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.

Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.

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Bum Botherer

A homosexual

Keep that Bum Botherer away from me, I drink from the furry cup!

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scrum-bum

low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum

also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.

"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."

"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"

"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."

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