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An item that many people need to slow the random stuff that comes spilling out of their mouth, giving them time to consider if it really should be said at all.
Joe's lack of a verbal speed bump has cost him many friends.
When you constantly get money from making a hit Christmas song.
I wish I made a Christmas song just for the Mariah Carey Bump.
The act of putting on your mom's lingerie and shoving a dildo up your ass.
Jerry: Hey Christian I heard you were bumping your bumpus last night.
Christian: I was just enjoying some personal time!
Alex: What a fucking weirdo!
2 bottoms (male or female) having sex but there’s no penetration because they’re both bottoms.
“oh my god, that guy is so hot, i want to have sex with him!”
“no dude, he’s clearly a bottom, you’d be bumping bags/purses!”
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A Pothole.
You can't go fast down those little side streets, otherwise those Massachusetts speed bumps will wreck your cah.
real nibba 1: ayo blood lemme hear dat new new beethoven
real nibba 2: ight bet lets Bump Some Tracks
A derogatory term for a man or woman who is well liked by their teacher, usually the favorite student of the class; this is generally shown by the student and teacher fist bumping.
Person 1: Mr. Teacher really likes me!
Person 2: Shut up Mr. Fist Bump, no one likes you