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Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '
Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me:
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also: "FDF"-faux pas
Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.
Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.
Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.
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When u take a picture of your self with YOURSELF. You can have other people when u take a selfie but that person can only be Barak Obama.
But first let me take a selfie
The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.
Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."
Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
For every action, there's a social media overreaction. See also: Rayzl's Corollary
Tumblr exemplifies Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction.
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poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsa = asdfghjklqwertyuiop = My First UD Word
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Someone wealthy who throws parties like Gatsby today but with all the technology and fun that was around in the 20s and with the new culture.
Yeah he's the Twenty-First Century Gatsby.
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