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the plural of drum solo:
1 woman's ears filled with cock and cum from undetermined amount of men putting their cocks and cumming in the woman's ears.
synonym: ear train.
Last night, I talked my boyfriend and all his friends into running a drum line on me.
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A set of fucking marriage vows exchanged between Steve Rogers and James "Bucky" Barnes that were powerful enough to break through 70 goddamn years of brainwashing.
Right, "till the end of the line" was totally part of a platonic relationship. Mm hmm. Sure. Stop fucking queerbaiting, Russos, and give us our canon non-stereotypical bisexual relationship.
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A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.
Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.
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This is old police jargon for processing the victim in a crime scene.
If you don't keep your doors locked, a cop may draw a chalk line around you someday!
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1. The elevation line on a mountain, above which the trees don't grow.
2. The line on the lower abdomen or mons veneris, above which there is no hair.
We were making out and my fingers got as far as the timber line before she pulled away.
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The best song to cry to by Ricky Montgomery
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Saying that you have no purpose or that you feel useless
Person 1: yo what song did you have on repeat last night
Person 2: Line Without A Hook by Ricky Montgomery
Or
Person 1: hey what’s wrong
Person 2: I just feel like a line without a hook
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the state in a relationship, where you're not specifically in a good nor bad place.
You're not sure how the relationship will work out, but you have hope for the better; maybe not perfect, but better.
It's a fine line.
famous lyrics by the one and only, Harry Styles.
No, please don't go. We'll work it out. I know we have our differences but we can make it work. We'll be a fine line.