Be careful if you're going to plunge into that sponge cake tonight, I heard Jeff nearly suffocated in one last week!
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Part of McDonald's delicious breakfast menu; best paired with an enormous sausage patty, a cardboard carton of milk, and a plastic cup of orange juice.
"I'd like an order of Hot Cakes and sausage, a milk, and an orange juice; no extra syrup needed!"
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A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.
Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."
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The Cake Incident is when a poisonous cake was brought to East Cobb Middle School in East Cobb County (duh), Georgia. The reason is, two girls were pretty bored and there is nothing funner than baking a cake containing play-doh, medicine, and such in it. Oh, and bleach. Suprisingly enough, some kids who the girls offered the cake to got sick. This gave ECMS some airtime on CNN and it became the weirdest school in the world.
"Hey, Home D! I heard the cake girl from the ECMS Cake Incident goes to Dodgen now! HAH!"
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Straight slammin' it... take dat lil kid.
Pounding Cakes- "I got that bitch filthy drunk and pounded them cakes"
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One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
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1. Much like pwned but a whole cake of pwnage.
2. A term used to to declare one's superior skills. Most widely used on the internet.
3. When pwned simply isn't enough.
you want a slice of some pwned cake?
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