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After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field
After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!
The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky
That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car
Country loving is hard and intense anal sex including ass eating.
gf: how about you give me some country loving Bubba?
bf: All right
Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.
Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?
friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot
friend 1: yea you right
Meth Capital Of The World!!!
Drive-By Shootings!!!
Meth Lab Trailers Exploding!!!
Country Squire Lakes Is Just Methed-Up!!!
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Talks the talk and but doesn't walk the walk and their boots have never seen dirt. Got that typical curly ass hair sticking out of their flat brimmed cap, and will wear a vest over a sweatshirt, usually lots of carhartt.
Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).
Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.
Has driven out of the city once in the last month.
Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.
Can't stand old country music.
Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Guy 1: Look at this kid over here, shiny ass unscuffed boots, jeans with pre-torn holes.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.
Emma-That kid won’t get off of his phone!
Delilah- He’s a country fritter I bet!