A hybrid activity in a "Scat"ergory all it's own. A cross between a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone requiring total concentration and exceptional physical dexterity in which one shits on their own chest while giving themselves a blowjob.
Wow, that guy just did a David Stone. He should try out for the olympics.
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Fun fact, David is a nazi
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A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"
Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.
david baker: Where's my husbando pillow?
A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.
david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins
david vielma: shut up faggot