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Someone who acts like a dick and fucks with everything.
Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
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When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.
My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly
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When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!
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That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.
I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick
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Yet another delicious Asian dish.
After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.
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A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.
That guy thinks he's Mr. Dick! He was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.
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(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.
(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.
Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.
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