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Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo
When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.
L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY
The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt
“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”
Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.
A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches
She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.