Random
Source Code
Random
A Velveteen Dream is where an adult has sexual thoughts or fantasies about minors
Dirty fucker was hanging around the playground looking at the kids, probably having a velveteen dream
4👍 3👎
a person whos so fucking retarded and attached to a fucking mspaint drawing ass nigga
a dream stan is a mentally insane person
4👍 3👎
A pharse used to describe a person who does what they love no matter how unpreductive or unsuccessful they are. This passion often leads to employment, homelessness and eventually the loss of sanity.
Dwayne: Shane, you going to school?
Shane: no
Dwayne: oh, you're just working?
Shane: no
Dwayne: sorry to hear that man.
Shane: well i'm still playing puck. i'm top five in points for two of my mens league teams. no biggie.
Dwayne: just living the dream eh?
12👍 18👎
A feeling of souch exilaration that you actualy cream yourself; something so good that you actualy get aroused with nothing sexual present.
Captain Ed: I once had sex with two simeze twins
Ned: Its a cream dream
17👍 24👎
What a cop says before tasing you
Cop: Sweet dreams! *tases criminal*
10👍 14👎
Self employed, driving the company car, married to a wife who works, good credit, a house, and a cat and dog, and a good retirement fund in their 30's-40's, bills paid on time all the time and most importantly..good health + free gas.
Damn, what have I done wrong? I don't know if it was working for mcdonalds, owning a shitbox, married the wrong woman, bad credit, renting a house, the wrong pets, late bills, or this habbit of smoking that cost me my retirement fund and health and gas money.
49👍 85👎
Work only minimal hours doing pretty much nothing and at the same time recieve a 6 digit salary.
15👍 21👎