When night is upon certain mammals they begin to act as if they have become intoxicated, with or without alcohol.
"Last Night I asked that ugly chick, Larissa, to marry me. Damn, that was some Night-Drunkeness right thur!"
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An old skating krew..... the only member left is Dustin Dollin... pro skater for Baker...
Dustin Dollin-Yeah PD stands for PISS DRUNK.... my old krew...
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one whom is or is in the act of being in a stupor caused by overexposure to male genitalia.
(your name here): Are you going to suck my dick now?
(insert prostitute's name here): ...uh
(your name here): Well?
(insert prostitute's name here): uh...yeah
(your name here): I think you're feeling a bit cock drunk right now.
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I want a girl on my jock as we speak.
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to crap on yourself when you're totally wasted
She was so wasted, she got drunk funk all over herself.
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A drunk detector is usually an obscenely brightly coloured or neon outfit or article of clothing. Said article of clothing is to be worn ONLY at multi-day evnts where the majority of people drink themselves senseless, and ONLY on the morning s of all but the first day of the event. The drunk detector is, to hung-over eyes, painfully bright and will cause the people with hangovers to cover their eyes, lose their way, stumble, fall, or even walk off the side of the road into the gutter/ditch. They will hate you afterwards, if they remember you that is.
My ankle-length neon paisly cape is a prime example of a drunk detector.
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u need : a passed out drunk, their mates and whatever u can lay your hands on. the stuff is then place on the person until they wake up.
wanna play drunk buckaroo on ged?
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