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The act of a woman laying between the legs of a squatting man and masturbating the penis with the foot whilst performing anal cunningulus.
Kye: Dude some asian hooker gave me a californian foot turkey last night, she also gave me genital warts.
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This means that something isn't someone else's problem.
Person 1: "Hey watcha doing there?"
Person 2: "That's not a boot on your foot. Now leave me alone."
Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.
I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot
When you are getting on with a fire fighter and shit gets so crazy, you break your foot.
Whenever it's going to rain, the old fireman fuck foot acts up.
when you make a bare-minimum good take, fully understanding that what you said was the bare minimum. it references how men that are over six foot can do the least and still be admired.
Carmen: "my boyfriend says that I'm not allowed to wear pants, and how a woman should only wear dresses"
Eddy: "that's really shitty and you should be able to wear whatever you want. I'm six foot by the way"
When a man stands approximately ten feet away from a woman and ejaculates while aiming his cum at the woman's vagina.
"She was incredibly impressed when i did a 10 foot shot on her."
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