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The act of a woman laying between the legs of a squatting man and masturbating the penis with the foot whilst performing anal cunningulus.
Kye: Dude some asian hooker gave me a californian foot turkey last night, she also gave me genital warts.
A person of opposite sex who looks good from ten feet or further, but when he/she gets within the ten feet you realize they are fugly
Man I saw this fine broad from far away but when I got closer it turned out she was a ten foot looker.
When you are getting on with a fire fighter and shit gets so crazy, you break your foot.
Whenever it's going to rain, the old fireman fuck foot acts up.
This means that something isn't someone else's problem.
Person 1: "Hey watcha doing there?"
Person 2: "That's not a boot on your foot. Now leave me alone."
Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.
I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot
when you make a bare-minimum good take, fully understanding that what you said was the bare minimum. it references how men that are over six foot can do the least and still be admired.
Carmen: "my boyfriend says that I'm not allowed to wear pants, and how a woman should only wear dresses"
Eddy: "that's really shitty and you should be able to wear whatever you want. I'm six foot by the way"