a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.
'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'
Watching Your favorite team either blow a lead or be Eliminated from the playoffs in the most painful way possible (28-3, 3-1 Lead etc)
Alex: "Isn't he a Falcons fan"
Nico: "that blown 25 point lead was a level of playoff pain that no one thought possible"
This happens when you have testicular cancer or gets trolled so hard by a girl, hurts more when you know you're a guy.
"I Have Immersive Pain"
- Alik, not me
When you hurt yourself, and your body is good for a few seconds, but then the pain happens (ex: stubbing your toe, feeling it after a half second)
Aching muscle barely counts, this is mainly for delay in the seconds.
When I stubbed my toe on the wall, the delayed pain happened after a second.
The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
the phrase you use when you want to see someone hurt, its not a good idea to use this
Person 1: i want to see bob wriggle in pain
Person 2: what