French Exit

The act of drinking an entire bottle of wine and leaving a party with the host's wife

John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.

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french marines

N. Feces, V (deploy) to deficate. Named so because the French Marines are shit.

I'd give it a few minutes before using the bathroom. I just deployed the French Marines.

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French-Whore

Someone who kisses with a lot of enthusiasm

or

Someone who is whore-ish beyond the norm

My oh My Ashley you kiss like a french-whore!

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french pussy

a pussy (vagina) of a french slut

french sluts have french pussys

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French horn

A sexual act in which an individual, while performing oral sex, inserts her/his fist into the recipient's anus, thus simulating French horn playing.

Bill had a rough night after getting French horned by Mary; the next day he had to wear Depends as a precaution after all the stretching.

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French Cheese

French Cheese is where you ejaculate in your partner's mouth after a blowjob, then proceed to fart in their mouth to resemble the smell of French Cheese.

"Whene he was about to finish, he gave me a French cheese; it was disgusting and the smell was horrid."

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french fry

a person who feels the need to brag at a time when it is both completely unnecesary and completely pointless. French Fry comes from when we were sitting in mcdonalds and we decided that we needed a word to call people that do this gay shit.. thats when i saw a french fry

cool guy 1: ha, yo man, last nite u were pukin like a bulemic bitch after thanksgiving dinner
cool guy 2: ha forreal, i guess thats what happens when u take 32 shots
weak kid 1: i never puke after i drink!
cool guy 1: french fry!
cool guy 2: ha yeah dude, shut up u flamin french fry
weak kid 1: (tears)

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