Best friends

Best friends are the people you can turn to when all else fails! You can fight over the most stupid things and be go back to normal after 5mins. They can make you smile without trying. They trust you, you trust them.
You have ''in'' jokes that no one else can get, but you still find as funny as ever =) You don't have to pretend around them, they like you for who you are.

Best friends are Vickz & Luce
(Peanut) (Jelly!)

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Text Friends

two people who only seem to be friends while text messaging. When one attempts to talk to the other in a public place, the other person acts like they don't know the other, or as casual friends.

*text message*
Corin: Hey! are you going to the party on Saturday? we should totally hang out!

James: OK, sweet can't wait to see you there!

*at party*

James to Corin: hey hows it going?

Corin: oh hey....(turns around and talks to another person.

*Dudes across the room*
Awww poor James she only wants to be Text friends

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fake friend

A person who talks about you behind your back, and tries to be your friend upfront. A person who is incredibly fake,especially when it comes to being a friend and being there for you.

She is such a fake friend. Always runnin her trap behind my back, then tryin to be all buddy-buddy to my face.

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let's be friends

What a woman often says after a man has expressed his true love for her. It's a polite way for a woman to say "I don't like you".
She doesn't want to remain friends -- it's just a throwaway line to make the guy feel a bit better than a piece of shit.

John: Cathy, do you love me as much as I love you?
Cathy: John, let's just be friends.
John: OK, that means I will have to kill myself.

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Lady Friend

A person you are seeing, dating, or perhaps even sleeping with, but isn't technically considered your girlfriend. Somewhere between a casual date and an actual girlfriend.

Sorry, guys. I'm hanging out with the lady friend tonight.

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Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.

Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.

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Turds With Friends

(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!

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