mind fucker

"that's a chick... who digs intellectual types and super-bright guys." From the movie Serpico

You know, Leslie is a mind fucker.

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chicken fucker

one who fucks underage boys

he fucked the chicken, dirty chicken fucker!

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Chuckle Fucker

Someone who stands around at work telling jokes, talking, taking excessive smoke breaks and/or taking part in any other number of lazy ass things to keep from real work so that people who actually work can get pissed at them.

James: I hate Rod, he's a no-good chuckle fucker.

Liz: I know, he's spends about half the day talking to Jake in the back.

James: If I don't get help with the inventory one more time I'll kill him.

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Catfish Fucker

Noun. From the Latin "Molestus Felinis"

Someone who has caused you minor mental anguish and/or has actually fucked, molested or otherwise had sexual intercourse with a catfish.

"You ate my cheeseburger, you catfish fucker!"

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rock-fucker

An idiot or stupid person.

They tried their precious little hearts out to do a story on technology, but ended up just looking like a bunch of drooling rock-fuckers.

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mother fucker

now a common versatile term used to describe almost every situation that we are involved in, or was involved with, may be involved in.
I can be used as a replacement fullstop , a commer and definitly an explenation mark.

being on home detention drives you to doing random motherfuckn shit on internet at ungodly times of the motherfuckn nite, its a motherfucker.
On reflection going to jail was more of a mother fucker, as you dont have access to do random motherfuckn shit like this.
I never want to put myself in this motherfuckn dumb situation as it turns your life into a real motherfucker.
I even got some motherfuckn tattoos put on my motherfuckn self to remind me to stop being such a dumb motherfuckn MOTHER FUCKER

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Yum Fucker

This term describes the technique used when a liquidy or melted, tasty, editable substance is placed over the genitals of one partner, while the other partner performs oral sex on him or her (spread more of the same substance on the same genitals if there is no more of the substance over it). Afterwards, any other sexual position is performed to give the partners "a different feel" of sex.

Dude, she totally gave me a yum fucker and she said it tasted amazing when the chocolate and my cum went into her mouth.

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