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A woman who is so desperate for a relationship she will invent a man for her to have an imaginary relationship with.
"Susan was a Miss Lonely Heart and created a man named Ted for her to date"
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When an action or question, usually directed towards a significant other, is done with the best intentions, there is little for which the one bringing forth the question can be faulted (in theory).
If I bring up how I don't like that my SO follows his ex on Instagram to him with the pure heart rule, I should be fine.
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OH NO IM ON HALF A HEART IM GONNA DIE BY A CREEPER
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Tom Waits released his second album just a year after his first. Much had evolved from then, though much was the same. Waits' newer music had a more jazzy feel, rather than the country twang of his debut. The piano is often drowned out by other instruments, but it does come pounding back out. The title track, The Heart Of Saturday Night, and it's conclusion The Ghosts Of Saturday Night, are settled, but very bouncy tunes.
An excerpt from The Heart of Saturday Night's first track-
New Coat Of Paint
Let's put a new coat of paint, on this lonesome old town
Set 'em up, we'll be knockin' em down.
You wear a dress, baby, and I'll wear a tie.
We'll laugh at that old bloodshot moon, in that burgundy sky
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An intense and often short-lived sensation of dread and fear of an adverse outcome, often immediately following an occurrence that disrupts a pattern
"Dude, that last step on those stairs gave me a mini heart attack"
"While I was sorting my photos, I had a mini heart attack when I deleted a good shot"
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An old or southern woman's excuse to insult people without being rude.
Old lady-That little girl has a face only a mother could love. Bless her little heart.
Southern woman-Your mother is a whore who sleeps around. Bless your heart.
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The 'Hooker with the heart of Gold' is a a female and in rare cases, a man, who lives the tragic life of prostitution.
The hooker with the heart of gold is a caring, loving, person whose head and heart are all in the right place, but is in the prostitution business due to some ludicrous tale such as:
1)she has no way of paying a HUGE debt and has to work 2 jobs plus the corner
2)she is forced by the pimp to be a prostitute and doesn't leave because fear of him
3)a family member is deathly ill and she had to quit school and get 2 low paying jobs plus work the corner
Hooker with the heart of gold: Hey! wanna have a good time baby?
Pleasure seeker: Get in.
Several hours later.....
Hooker is walking back to the corner when she sees a hobo...she gives him half the earnings she just made even though her pimp is not gonna be happy. she puts the hobo before herself
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