Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.

Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.

yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

Scrunchie for his Hoodie

November 28th is give a girl you hoodie and give a boy your scrunchie day!

Hey, your crush is waiting for a scrunchie for his hoodie!

wack his gack

Defines masturbation in the third person

Frat guy:”Wow that dude can wack his gack to a picture of lightning McQueen”

sugar in his ass

When a guy likes dick in his ass. Gay man.

He looks like he has a little sugar in his ass.

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sit in his chair

(Russian expression)

In slang, to sit in someone's chair, in Russia, means to 'pimp' out a woman to them

"Hey did you get the cop to get off your back about the murder charge?"

"Yeah, I had my daughter sit in his chair, and they let me go."

laughing in his grave

Instead of a situation causing the dead to roll in discomfort, it instead cause them to laugh from the grave by being proved right in a way

Freud is laughing in his grave