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Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
When two men with homoerotic desires donate a basket of clothes to a male escort at their local bathhouse for sex.
As seen on Sniffies.com. If Anna's looking to make some money tonight let me know Looking together basket of clothes holding and I pay pretty well
If anyone's going to need some money
i was holding up a zero and everyone thought I was cool.
If someone holds up 2 fingers they think King Daniel is the hottest mf in the world
Did you see he/or she holding up 2 fingers? They must think King Daniel is hot.
When a female grasps the apple-sack while deciding whether or not to continue felatio.
Girl: I'm sure if I should put my lips there.
Guy: Hold while you think, bitch.
The Cheese Hold Challenge is a challenge where someone puts cheese in their butt and then someone takes it and holds it.
Jhon " Want to do the cheese hold Challenge"
Bob"First have to put the cheese in someone's butt then hold it nasty.
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
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