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White stuff the baker puts on his donuts and cakes for some sweet and salty flavor.
I walked in to the back of the bakery and saw the chef pouring his home made icing all over the donuts while he was watching his computer! He must be a pro! Talk about multitasking.
When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
The act of sliding across the soaking wet locker room floor completely nude and subsequently ending up in the showers
“Jerry did the most epic home run slide after gym!”
An analog horror series made by Remy Abode.
Normally,in the episodes,the first part starts off as normal,then it slowly becomes more insane and creepy.The plot-
WARNING:SPOILERS!!!
The plot is about a mysterious planet called The Iris,which came and mutated Neptune.It is apparently the second planet in the System which has life.It is a living creature btw,and it sends down woodcrawlers which invade people’s homes,mostly homes with large families.The humans that are killed then get replaced by “Fake People”,which are shadows of people that act abnormal.Throughout the later episodes,Creatures appear in the sea and a disease also comes to Earth which spreads roots that invade areas.It is called “Deep Root Disease”,which can control an animal or human.Bulbs will appear on the skin,which will grow roots and make contact with the bone,therefore being able to spread with ease and take over the host.The host will be consumed and replaced with red fleshy roots,and at this point,they are no longer considered human.They are completely immobile,meaning they can not speak or move.They will turn into a nature’s mockery which is an alien like tree stump which spreads the disease to others.A bear also contracted the disease and mutated to a large mountain sized man eating monster,known as “The Wretch”.
Guy: *Idle*
Guy 2:Yo have you heard of Gemini Home Entertainment?
Guy:Yes,it is creepy as hell.
After watching all DIY shows and with no renovations skills at all, you decide to tackle projects around the house. These usually end up as botched or incomplete projects from lack of skill.
The previous owners of my house had Home Depot syndrome and that's why my bathroom floor is wavey.
Last Train Home is the second single from Start Something, the second album by the Welsh rock band lostprophets. This single is the bands highest charting to date and one of their most sucessful songs. The band refused to release the accompanying music video to MTV's Total Request Live, however, realising it could seriously damage their credibility among serious American rock fans, and thus make it harder for the band to establish a long-lasting career and loyal international fan base.
Track listing
C.D. 1
Last Train Home
Last Train Home (demo)
The Politics Of Emotion
C.D. 2
Last Train Home
Cry Me A River (cover)
Vinyl:
Last Train Home
Shinobi (acoustic)
Also:
from the album: Start Something
Released: January 26, 2004 (U.K)
Format: Enhanced CD
Genre: Alternative metal
Length: 4:35
Label: Columbia Records / Visible Noise
Producer(s): Eric Valentine
Chart positions
8 (U.K)
75 (U.S Hot 100)
1 (U.S Modern Rock)
10 (U.S Mainstream Rock)
Last train home is the counted as lostprophets's best song.
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