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Minecraft, a game created by our founding father, Philza Minecraft.
person A; who made minecraft?
person B; Pjilza Minecraft.
Hope in the form of a blocky video game. The only reason that society maintains their hopes and passions. So shines a good deed in a weary world
Its been a long day and I cant wait to go home and play minecraft.
Are you playing Minecraft dawg?
Naw nigga I’m doing some drugs
Are you playing Minecraft dawg?
Naw nigga I’m doing some drugs
The game only true legends play and where many men of god spent their childhood consisting of hitting trees, building, killing mobs, screaming, griefing, parody songs and little kids
friend:"yo, you wanna hit up the fort?"
me:"No im not a cringe lord im playing minecraft!"
friend: "don't make me kill your minecraft dog"
me: "Never commit a sin so immense i will commit seppuku and burn you and your family with the rath of a thousand suns like my father before me of the Spanish inquisition!"
Minecraft is a game that is better than fortnite
Person 1: Fortnite is better than Minecraft
Person 2: bishhhhhh not anymore 🤪🤪🤪
Minecraft is a game where you can do anything you want. You can kill your friends, commit suicide, or even fuck a cow!! In this game you can use mods to watch villagers fuck!! I love it!!! You can get all your friends and use the mod together!! I use a different mod though. In this mod you can fuck villagers yourself!!!
I FUCKED VILLAGERS IN MINECRAFT!!!