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When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.
Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.
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an exciting thing that happens
"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.
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Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"
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A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.
My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.
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Take a dump, drop a deuce, poop, make bears, usually in the morning.
I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee before work, when I felt a rumbling down under and had to go pay my morning bill.
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a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over
hey, what's the story morning glory?
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A way to describe how someone responds when someone is under the impression that they are being manipulated or gaslighted, specifically when you want to remind them that you woke up that morning.
“Stop manipulating me, stop, stop!”
“This morning, I woke up today in this morning, in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning, that I wake up, I, I WOKE UP THAT FFFFFUCKING DAY just remember that.”
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