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Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad
Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.
In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.
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A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
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Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.
The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.
There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.
Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
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When one nigger runs, all the other niggers within a 20-meter radius also run because they assume a white police officer is chasing him.
Bob: "Why do all niggers run together even though none of them committed a crime? It takes fucking forever to sort them out at the police station and half the time we just charge all of them with rape."
John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."
The theory that when 3 black girls come within a foot of eachother, they have no choice but to burst into dance. This theory only applies if they are standing still.
So me and my friend were talking about politics, and Shaniqua came by, so we dropped it like it was hot! (example of the triple chocolate threat theory in action)
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A statement made by someone about another's mental state based on little or no knowledge in psychology.
This phrase was originally derived because of the fact that most first year university or college students have a course in psychology.
"I can tell he misses his parents, but he can't take anything seriously so he thinks everything is a joke"
"Is that your first year psych theory?"
The theory that any combination of the first three albums by a band have higher ratings than albums four and higher. Basically, albums one through three are all better than any album released after the thid album.
Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.
Eminem is a great example on the First Three Albums Theory.