Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)
Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?
Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.
*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
adj. (in-ter-net bad) 1.spending time online when you're supposed to be working or sleeping
I'm a wreck today. I was internet bad last night until three in the morning.
A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.
May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez
Any subgenre or subgenre made from a subgenre of music created on the internet. It mostly consists of music staying normally more underground. Usually, this music is associated with younger people and is used frequently in memes. Examples: emo rap, vaporwave, vaportrap, phonk, soundcloud rap, nightcore, screamo rap, lofi hip hop, psychadelic pop, synthwave etc.
Have you heard of internet music?
The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.
I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.
Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"