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When one ejaculates onto the back of their own right hand, then procedes to backhand the partner on the face leaving what resembles a Riemann Sum graph.
Mason: My side hoe gave me blue balls so I came on my hand and gave that bitch a right-handed Riemann.
Connor: Damn, to be honest i'm more of a Left-Handed Riemann type of guy.
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A person who does whatever he wants with no regard to the wishes of others. Someone who clearly lives by the motto that it's my way or the highway. Derived from drivers who smoke with their right hand, thus forcing the other passengers in the car to have to put up with the smoke (as opposed to smoking with their left hand and allowing the smoke to go out the window).
I tried to convince Bob to try things my way but he absolutely refused and told me he'd "do what he wants." He's a regular right-handed smoker.
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It’s old Southern slang meaning “you’re silly” or “you’re being funny”.
Person: *tells joke*
Other Person: *laughs* You ain’t right.
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A fictional subdivision of boys (not men) who’s erect penises curve to the right rather than the left
Did you hear Ben is apart of the right-curve gang??
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The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side
Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?
Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.
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actually, it's a quote originally from the honeymooners, aka alice and ralph, which the show Family Guy seems to make fun of quite a bit.
One a these days Alice, one of these days... POW! Right in the Kisser!
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I made love to my right hand yesterday
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