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The deadliest piece on the board. Once took an Exy stick raw (no one elaborate on that). Probably knows more than you. Obnoxiously tall. Actual dog mom with a alcohol problem
“Someone keep the vodka away from Kevin Day.”
“I think it’s permanently fused to his hand :/“
*drunk Kevin hissing noises*
When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.
Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?
Being a Kevin Garty is being an elitist, narcisistic trust fund baby who causes unnecessary drama through lies, manipulation and bully tactics.
Wow dude, seriously, you are being a Kevin Garty right now. Get away from me you phony black belt!
The embodiment of all of the most sexy attributes of human kind
This Kevin Tan is beyond sexy
A mixed drink of Captain Morgan and ginger ale.
I'd like a glass of water, the chicken fingers basket, and a Kevin Murray.
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The reason why vasectomies were invented.
K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap!
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The name for a male Karen
That Kevin ran me off the road like a jackass!
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