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You masterbate so hard the cum shot landed on your key broad.
Guy1:"I was jerking off and a cum shot landed on my key board"
Guy2:"ha you got sticky keys"
evilest thing microsoft made as default
sticky keys is evil
when you nut on someones keyboard
I nutted on my professors keyboard, gave him some real Sticky keys
When you and your boys get together in a circle and all jizz onto a laptop, and then one guy has to do an engineering assignment in MATLAB on it right after
You trying to play sticky keys later?? Daves got a chromebook we can use
Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
To move in and live together with someone.
"Hey Marion already asked me to cut keys with her but it only been 2 weeks."
"Man she tripping..."
When you are undecided but nick is willing to kidnap you with no ransom.
Just between you and me, I mid-key want in-and-out even though I had 13 hours to do so.