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Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.
John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?
Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!
John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
Male equivalent of homie hopping. To move from one girl to another within a friend group.
Don't mess with him, he always be lady leaping.
A woman who is a bitch. She's naggy, complains, yells and screams during arguments and when she can't get her way. She's narcissistic, controlling and acts out over the smallest things. She's the bridezilla .. The friend that gossips, and is always blowing steam
"She woke up and immediately started yelling because there was two dishes in the sink... Fuckin DRAGON LADY"
Noun: A cute little heartbreaker; a sweet little lovemaker; a hottie that makes you want to get up and scream; a babe who looks so good; a lady that makes you feel like saying "foxy"
"Foxy lady, you look so good, yeah, foxy, yeah, give us some, foxy, yeah, get it, babe, you make me feel like, feel like sayin' foxy, foxy, foxy lady, foxy lady"
This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.
Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?
The number one rule at the Black Sh33p LLC. It is always any Ladies Choice who, what and where they kiss, suck or fuck.
The male talent was upset he was sent home from the set. They director told him “Sorry bro, Ladies Choice” as he escorted him from the building personally. She just wasn’t attracted to him.
Toddlers in tiaras in a pant suit: a small child presented as a proper lady.