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Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."
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Act upon which two men preform the act of scissoring with their buttocks. Also can be similar to when two men stick their penis's into one another.
Henry is such a stick-man lemon-wedge!
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Phrase used by the artist Rihanna after her uncurable STD problem.
Cool person that I would never have sexual relations with.
Damn, I wish she hadn't 'pulled up with a lemon".
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some idiotic peice of shit who cant write a definiton with a damm
(person 1)hey have you heard of attack i pod lemon
(person 2)Ooh yeah FUCK THAT MORON.
Sexy sexy lemon pexy is used by Aussie high school students, particularly in Sydney. If someone refers to something as sexy sexy lemon pexy it means that they calling it sexy in a joking matter and do not actually consider it sexy. Sexy sexy lemon pexy is also a branch of 'lemon' slang, other 'lemon' slang includes "fancy wancy lemon clancy" or "nasty wasty lemon pasty".
If your mate showed you a picture of someone trying to be sexy you would say "sexy sexy lemon pexy". Or if someone was trying to be sexy/jokingly being sexy you would say"sexy sexy lemon pexy".
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DONT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY ZANDER GOD
also dont ask for cheese lemones
i liek zander la cheese lemones. he gave me milk
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When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man, they sometimes feel the need to partake in some kinkier sex. Therefore, they go to a dance party where lemons are served. In the middle of the dance floor, the woman grabs a lemon wedge and shoves it up her vajayjay. The man then must down an Arabian cocktail (of any variety), and then insert his cock into the woman's vagina and find the lemon wedge, then bringing it out without anyone on the dance floor noticing. If someone does notice and they are familiar with the game, they shout out "fuck machine" at the top of their voice. Once caught, the offending party must run a mile, and then go back and try to do it more sneakily. The game only ends when either the man passes out, gets the lemon out, or the acid from the lemon burns through the wall of the woman's vagina.
Damn, Jennifer wants to try some kinkier sex, so we did the Arabian Lemon Wedge Machine and my legs are still sore and the hole of my dick is on fire. It was a great workout though, I think I ran about 26.4 miles!
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