Low Key Dead

The stage in between drunk and blacked out. Also may be used to refer to waking up hungover/slightly drunk.

After Alli finished the game of flip cup she said aloud "I'm low key dead...".

whiney low vote

Someone who doesn't vote but will always complain about the president, without knowing anything about the president.

John: ugh I hate the new president, I heard he has 8 fingers
Bill: stop being such a whiney low vote

views were low

When a girl doesn’t get enough views on a particular post or string of posts
and responds by making her next content release, explicit or suggestive
Often writing in the description, or later on in the comments -> “Views were low”
To justify the sudden change to content progression

My (views were low) on my post yesterday

So this morning I decided to just release my twerking video, I released on TikTok last month… For the exact same reason too 💀
“LOL, gurl you are too much!.. Also send me the link ASAP, I’m hard” … uhm? Okay here it is *-(-))-)* “Wow, are you DTF?” No, uncle Greg! Not this again 😩 “I’m on my way..”

flimsy low hand

When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.

I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...

all-time low

All time you are in a low mood, e.g. sad, frustrated. A word from the book, Harry Potter and the chamber of Secrets.

My life in the past is an all-time low.

People with low esteem

They would make definitions of their name, and set that they have a fat ass, or cock. Oh yeah I well talking about you, Ashley, you get out of this page, YOUVE MADE MY LIFE BAD, I WILL KSKDEKWKSKDJDKDF!!112

(Dude1) yo, these dudes talkin they got big cocks, while they be 2 inch dudes. So dumb.
(Dude2) don’t be shamin, it’s people with low esteem.
(Dude1) meh, typical

low key italian

A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.

You should definitely go out with him! He's a low key Italian!