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touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.

1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!

by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011


bro-lunch

When a bunch of bro's get together for lunch. Generally without chicks. Because chicks talk... alot.

Yo bro, let's dip out at 11 for bro-lunch at Uncle Julio's, then parlay that into Starbucks credit card roulette and an office foosball tourney. Should be back by 2ish.

by masta_Joe October 30, 2015


daily-lunch

Excrement of Satan himself.

Aww dude, kill that daily-lunch with fire.

by hi legacy man March 25, 2005


New Delhi Lunch

The act of making a mid-day meal out of both human excrement and sheep ejaculate and then washing it down with a healthy pour of Great Indian Bustard urine. This is an unforgettable meal and actually tastes like it was cooked in a 5-star restaurant.

Oh, you have no lunch? My buddy made a New Delhi Lunch and hasn't been the same since.

by 1234adfghe567dhjkd789dghjketyu September 20, 2021


lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.

*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

by theRealone3 May 4, 2020


Lunch Monkey

Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.

Here comes Elijah and his lunch monkey friends. This is the 4th fight this week, they never stop!

by ZahaK August 8, 2021


drunk lunch

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".

This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"

person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere

by cheeky bull January 20, 2012