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An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.
Call in the tank. Nah call Matt Kirkwood.
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The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him
Person 1: I hate him
Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now
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Verb: to be so willfully dense about one's own ineptitude that it benefits the opposing side.
Noun: someone who ruins their own long-term career for a short-term ego stroke.
Origin: Atlanta Democratic candidate that refused to cooperate with Democratic party strategy because of his own ego, damaging the likelihood of success for the people he claims to represent.
Verb: Our team had an easy win, but then the rookie Matt Liebermanned and wouldn't pass the ball giving victory to the other side.
Noun: I wouldn't hire him as a cook because he's such a Matt Lieberman that he'd have people eating at the place next door.
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A person who is a Matt attat is a highly hyperactive human being who has the brain capacity of a blue whale high on cocaine. There are tests to prove that if a Matt attat were to get more hyperactive then he currently is he would dissolve into a puddle of low-sugar Yacult.
What ever you do, don't do that to the Matt attat
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Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
Luke:' look at that eighteen year old kid in the park, that's defo a Matt bottom'
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An overwhelmingly disgusting, and sometimes funny male named Matt. Who roams myspace hitting on and insulting females. He bakes "e-cookies" or whatever. Also he spams the myspace chat rooms like an immature little child.
I hope Nasty Matt doesn't come and spam this chatroom.
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Any one person that is just a bitch when it comes to everything. This person will pussy out on the littlest things... well basically anything for that matter.
A: Alright guys, I'm gonna go. I'll just meet you back there.
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!
A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!
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