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the most…middle school out there. it’s the home of the lancers, and despite the fact that lancers are men who ride horses and kill people, our lancer code is to be respectful, be responsible, and be safe.
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
Going on a diet by moving to a location with fewer tempting or unhealthy snacking opportunities.
Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
a school that’s full of kids that think they’re rich but are just wearing fake yeezys. the couples at this middle school are making out like 24/7 so watch out for them. the lunch is fucking disgusting and there’s one lunch lady that is fast at that so she’s okay. all the girls are either homo or vsco girls. no in between. they call woodlawn weedlawn cuz we high all the time
“ew, you’re moving to woodlawn middle school? ugh.”
Kenmore Middle School is a middle school in Arlington VA they are 60% Hispanic 20% white and 20% black but soon the white VSCO girls will take over. There are virtually no Asians if you are lucky you might find one. Spanish translation below. Kenmore Middle School es una escuela intermedia en Arlington VA, son 60% hispanas, 20% blancas y 20% negras, pero pronto las niñas VSCO blancas se harán cargo. Prácticamente no hay asiáticos si tienes suerte puedes encontrar uno.
Kenmore Middle School is so not white lmao
The place where where most teenagers become depressed and cry in the grafitti filled bathroom stalls. Not to mention that the student body is either rich, or pretends to not be, to avoid judgment from “friends”. There’s always a popular group. A group of 6-8 girls that get hated on everyday for being “snobby” or “stuck up” but really they are just being themselves. As i used to be a popular girl I look back to fisher middle school as a hellhold with bitchy girls and the type of boys that will ruin any self-confidence a girl has to her face. Fisher Middle School can kiss my ass. Oh and yeah we all got baked in your bathroom Ms. Vickers, and yes that cotton candy smell is coming my backpack. OH almost forgot that bitter smell of alcohol. That was her! The one in the corner.
Anyway, fisher middle school was a waste of time all I got from it was anxiety.
Person 1: Hey don’t you go to fisher middle school?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Shit could you hook me up with something like... My parents won’t find out I promise they work all the time.
The school That is Known as hell and where you make a friend and the next year, The friend Hates for no fucking Reason next, the gym teacher breaks your computer screen, because You had it in a locker for safety because the 8th graders that walk by there are theifs and like taking your Personal stuff.
Then the racist Math Teacher won’t help you because your a different race and calls you stupid just because she doesn’t explain shit then some kid breaks your locker because the Girl That hates you say some stupid rumors and then the kid who got expelled threatens to shoot up the school.
When you bring a box of pizza a stampede of 7th Graders comes after you
fuck my school sucks, you poor poor Soul, You haven’t seen West Cary middle
A shithole of a middle school that is located in the 4 deepest circles of hell, Lewisberry, Goldsboro/Etters, and New Cumberland.
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
Jose: Hey remember Crossroads Middle School?
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class