Monkey Kill

Monkey Kill - verb - To kill a person in the manner that a monkey/chimpanzee would kill a person; i.e. ripping a face off, biting off digits, and removing a person's genitalia forcibly and in a most rude manner, and then throwing feces on the victim.

That guy who found his daughter naked in the pervert's living-room should have monkey killed that son of a bitch on the spot.

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monkey lip

The result of the residue or tar left behind on a person's lips after doing an exceptionally large bong hit or hitting on a blunt or blizzo...usually occuring from the bottom of of a person's bag if it is of high quality pot strain like kush, chronic or indo or from smoking any very low grade pot like schwag weed, brown or mexican bud.

JC did a huge hit of the chronic and had monkey lip when he tried to pass the hit to his girl, Tia.

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Crack Monkey

This is a friend or foe that does something really crazy or just needs to be call this. Have fun.

What up crack monkey?!?! What you been up to?

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monkey trumpets

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment

oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream

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Undead Monkey

Payment for a jar of dirt

Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots monkey in head*
*voodoo woman makes trade for a jar of dirt*

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monkey milk

A slang term for ejaculate

He got monkey milk on her blue dress

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Monkey fuck

When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.

Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?

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