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Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.

Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019


Gutter Mouse

Some one that is or was a naive street kid due to reasons such as abuse or neglect, disability, or discrimination.

All we are is gutter mice, we might not talk about it, but we are./ This gutter mouse got caught for graffiti.

by FThem Cloud August 15, 2020


Mouse tears

n. lube

Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.

by Mousetearz December 5, 2018


Mouse-Addict

Applies to a lazy person who choses to use a mouse to accomplish a task on the PC that would take moments by hand on the keyboard . This applies to anything that a person choses to do the long way round rather than exert themselves by “getting up” and accomplishing the task by hard work.

stop clicking the mouse and press ctr V , your such a mouse-addict
"there are no plates Iin the cupboard” “then wash the dishes instead of filling the dish washer and switching it on once a week, your such a mouse-addict"

by ZimSchola February 6, 2020


Mystery mouse contul

When your girl is so amazing and sexy she/he is always happy bubbly out going and loves kids show

Damn your girl is so mystery mouse contul

by Your bigirl September 13, 2020


mickey mouse drunk house

When mickey goes drunk on alcohol and jumps off buildings like kermit.

Oi m8, if Mickey went drunk on alcohol then jumped off the building like kermit would it would be a mickey mouse drunk house.

by gvvhhbv b gg March 22, 2021


Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath

Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.

by Cody5050 May 3, 2023