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A game where everyone is shit at driving and when someone crashes into someone they blame the other person and say:REC,enjoy ban.Also don't go to Duisburg.
JEFF:Hey how can i download euro truck simulator 2 o
nline? Boiko:Uhmmm just go google.
While a female rides you reverse cowgirl, she drops a deuce on your stomach and chest.
she gives a wicked rocky mountain dump truck.
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The act of smothering someone in oil, strapping them to the front of a North American Truck and performing anal sex with said subject
Did you see Johnny come home last night? No, I heard he found a girl and became an NATR (North American Truck Rammer).
An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.
JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!
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Usually not the brightest people in Wisconsin/Minnesota.
When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.
Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.
The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.
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When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.
Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!
A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.
Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.