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An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.
Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.
used by teenage boys as an insult
You know what I was in last night? Your mom!
The most badass comeback after you've been roasted by your mates.
My mate: Lol go commit bath toaster
Me: Your mom xd
My mate: oh jesus that was a bit too harsh
That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts
"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"