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The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.
"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"
"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
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1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.
professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.
student: ohh jerk me offffff
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An economy based on a circular exchange of money where finished goods are consumed and nothing of value is produced.
I'll be taking my half hour lunch break. I have to take the money I made from selling hamburgers to the people working at Walmart and go buy some junk from Walmart. Man, we live in such a circle jerk economy nowadays.
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After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.
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One who can masterbate equally with either hand.
Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.
When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.
Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.