views were low

When a girl doesn’t get enough views on a particular post or string of posts
and responds by making her next content release, explicit or suggestive
Often writing in the description, or later on in the comments -> “Views were low”
To justify the sudden change to content progression

My (views were low) on my post yesterday

So this morning I decided to just release my twerking video, I released on TikTok last month… For the exact same reason too 💀
“LOL, gurl you are too much!.. Also send me the link ASAP, I’m hard” … uhm? Okay here it is *-(-))-)* “Wow, are you DTF?” No, uncle Greg! Not this again 😩 “I’m on my way..”

flimsy low hand

When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.

I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...

Sweet'n Low Father

A sweet'n low father is one who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to achieve the status, so they buy cheap things as gifts

Girl 1: I heard you got a new sugar daddy, how much jewelry have you gotten from him?

Girl 2: Well he works at McDonald's so he's more of a Sweet'n Low Father, all the "jewelry" he "buys" is the plastic rings you get from quarter machines

lights down low

Very very very good song made my Maejor. It’s Very addicting until you know the lyrics.

Take it slow, put it down on me
I said jump on it, ride like a pony
Lights down low, time to get naughty
Lights down low, time-to-time to get naughty
Take it slow, put it down on me
Baby, jump on it, ride like a pony
Lights down low, time to get naughty
Lights down low, l-l-l-lights down low

all-time low

All time you are in a low mood, e.g. sad, frustrated. A word from the book, Harry Potter and the chamber of Secrets.

My life in the past is an all-time low.

People with low esteem

They would make definitions of their name, and set that they have a fat ass, or cock. Oh yeah I well talking about you, Ashley, you get out of this page, YOUVE MADE MY LIFE BAD, I WILL KSKDEKWKSKDJDKDF!!112

(Dude1) yo, these dudes talkin they got big cocks, while they be 2 inch dudes. So dumb.
(Dude2) don’t be shamin, it’s people with low esteem.
(Dude1) meh, typical

extra-low five

The playful act of an athlete or coach slapping a teammate on the butt after a great play. It can be used in all sports, even female athletes extra-low five.

After LeSean McCoy made that sweet 14 yard touchdown run. Chip Kelly had no choice but to give his favorite player a good old fashioned extra-low five as he ran off the field.

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