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National kiss an A day it’s a day that you have to kiss someone who’s name starts with A.
Person: Yo Alex I gotta kiss you it’s November 8
Alex: aight imma fuh with u
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Starting November 1 at 12:00:00, it is the month of No Nut November. This is when climaxing will be prohibited, but participating in any form of masturbation and/or porn-watching is allowed. This mandate will be in effect until November 30, 11:59:59 which will conclude this event at December 1, 12:00:00. It is imperative to fully participate in this event, as if you fail, you will have redemption in Don't Dick December (I will have a description of that). Otherwise, if you succeed, you will have the chance to participate in Destroy Dick December (I will have a description of that also). This month may be challenging to some, or may be a breeze for others. If you think/or are struggling with this, refer to the Subreddit r/NoFap and r/NoNutNovember. We wish you luck as you embark on this ambitious journey. It's 30 days. Good luck.
You: I am going to participate in No Nut November do I could do Destroy Dick December!
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A challenge in which a man cannot bust a nut or wank for the entire month of November. Similar to Destroy Dick December, in which in December you have to nut 1 time on Day 1, to 31 times on day 31.
Mom: Wow Timmy, you didn't jack off this month!
Timmy: Of course! It's No Nut November!
Mom: oh shit, Destr...
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National flash a coworker day!
Hey it's November 15, flash yo titties!
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November 30 is national hug your boyfriend day
Madi: Hey Josh!
Josh: Hey!
*madi hugs josh*
Josh: wait, why'd you hug me?
Madi: It's November 30!
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Where the whole month of November you get to shoot up all the niggas
Person: Damn, I hate that Nigga
You: Don’t worry, it’s no nigga November
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It is Labolّly birthday day
person who’s born in this day is always been there for me ! the best part of knowing someone like her is not to feel obliged to do something when we’re together, I’ve been thinking about writing to you for a while now, to tell you about the meaning of friendship, something that surrounds us in such a natural way that we don’t even bother much to understand what it truly means. Maybe I can’t really express that meaning, but it’s good to know that there’s someone like you , Thank you for sticking by me, getting to know my life, showing me the most sincere support and unconditional love. I couldn't thank you enough for the countless amount of times that you have stuck by me when I needed you. I have no idea what I'd do without you sometimes... or all of the time. And I am so happy that I don't ever have to find out. I love you!
Welcome to the 20s 💛
My dear friend, always count on me and receive a kiss from
- Apollo
20 November ,2019 Labolّly 20th birthday
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