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A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
1. Just ez now, yeah dw about it - we ball
2. Used as a sarcastic expression of shock or horror
1. “Hey can you pass me that bass?” “of course man ez now”
2. “Holy shit Marcus, all of my limbs have been ripped off in a freak accident” - “ez now lad”
An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.
"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."
A local shopkeeper dealing with one customer, when he is finished he looks at another customer and says Now Boos.
That’s 45p and 28p, thanks Tony, Now Boss.
Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
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Imformed Do It Now Prospect noW iT oD demrofmI