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A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
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You have to break a glass or a mug
Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day
The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.
Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.
on feb 4 you have to break a glass
hey mum,todays feb 4.”ok and”im sorry” i have to break a glass because its break a glass day
when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.
hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.
squirting cum in a car exhaust and drinking it as your friend steps on the gas
my best friend heped me with a glass of milk
A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass
Hank on a glass was on my glass all night